Technology

I just do not understand technology.

Let’s just get this elephant out of the room and talk about IOS7.

Thank you elephant. Ps. I like your kicks.

Okay IOS7. The BIG 7 of IOS.

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seeeeevvveeeeennnnn.

Thats the number that comes after 6. Yes. The IOS7. 

You see the 7 represents a group of companions that set out on a journey to Mount Zoom Zoom to destroy a powerful iPad. One  iPad to rule them all.

Wait..

that might be the plot of the Fellowship of the Ring...

Yah I don't know  anything about the IOS7.

Moving on...

Youtube.

It's videos, guys! And music channels! And movies! And commercials! 

So...let me get this straight. 

whats the difference between it and t.v?

THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE. THERE IS NONE.

EN FRANÇAIS.

NON.

Next, BBM.

This I know. I got this. 

BLUEBERRY MESSENGER.

Finally, blueberries will be able to communicate. They've been silent for too long. YOU GO AHEAD BLUEBERRIES. YOU SAY WHAT YOU GOTTA SAY.

and last but not least, Facebook.

Facebook is like Myspace's cooler relative that Myspace is always trying to be like but JUST CAN'T QUITE..

Facebook is all like: 

Myspace is all like:

Yah.

I don't understand technology.