I just do not understand celebrity fragrances.
Like who was sitting in a room and was thinking “I want everyone to smell like me. That’s the dream.”
Is it necessary TO SMELL like someone?
Also, the names…I can’t even.
Kim Kardashian: Pure Honey.
Yah…that’s exactly what I want to do. Coat myself in honey. MADNESS.
Justin Bieber: girlfriend.
Could that not be a more generic name?
I’ll just come out with one called Person by Rachael
Also, the fact that Bruce Willis has a fragrance is just too much for me. I took the liberty to come up with the slogan.
Live fast. Smell nice.
Or One Direction.
This isn’t a moment. It’s smelly water. Can we just calm down please.
The commercials are the best part.
They are so dramatic. Like REALLY dramatic. It’s like watching Titanic x The Lord of the Rings, if the orcs were replaced with Meryl Streep and Nicole Kidman. (wow someone should make that movie *mental note to self)
There are meaningful stares in the camera. Some playful blushing.
“This moment is perfect. YOURE perfect. It just doesn’t…smell right.”
Also, I confess I thought “Eau de toilette” meant it smelled like a toilet for a very long time.
Guys, it was a FANCY toilet.