Let's face it, its a holiday that defies everything we were taught as children.
What we're told: Be who you are.
On Halloween: Being yourself is lame. BE A PIRATE INSTEAD.
What we're told: Don't talk to strangers.
On Halloween: Literally go up to strangers homes and talk to them.
What we're told: Don't get in vans with strangers.
On Halloween: STILL DON'T GET IN VANS WITH STRANGERS. ARE YOU DUMB.
On Halloween: And in one night, Johnny acquired diabetes.
What we're told: Be truthful.
On Halloween: "I've never eaten this much candy before." LIES.
In conclusion, everything I know is wrong.
Except everyone hates the house that gives out raisins. That will always be true.
GET IT TOGETHER RAISIN HOUSES.
Also, Christmas is in 2 months. Commence celebration.
Funny girl.
ReplyDeleteOnce on Halloween, kids thought it would be nice to throw eggs on people, and by people I really mean me.
I like to be able to post anonymously, I feel less ashamed, yet able to share it. Otherwise, I'd feel idiot.
DON'T TAKE CANDY FROM STRANGERS...TAKE CANDY FROM STRANGERS!
ReplyDeleteLol makes me want to go trick or treating again :P~
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