I just don’t understand cupcakes.
Like what is the etiquette for eating them?
Do you start with the icing? Well…then its just basically a muffin after…and I have no patience for things pretending to be something they're not.
Do I attack from the side and risk some icing in the eye?
Do i use Drake's method? "Started from the bottom now we're here at the top with the icing. What a delightful cupcake. Thanks mom!"
Use a fork and knife like I'm the Queen?
Do I try and take a bite off the whole thing and look like a dinosaur?
<<<my face trying to eat a cupcake.
These are the questions that keep me up at night.
Also what is this CUPcake nonsense. One isn’t quite enough yet im not gunna upgrade to eating an entire cake (*in public).
Swimmingpoolcake…Just kidding guys. I mean, HOW WOULD YOU COOK IT. (EPIPHANY: hottubcake. START THE CAR. WE’RE GOING GROCERYSHOPPING)
K guys calm down. It’s a joke. I don’t have a car.