Tuesday, 3 December 2013

The Bus

I just do not understand public transportation.

Yes, it is great for the environment. YAY for energy conservation!
But let's be real with each other shall we?

Sometimes what goes on in these buses...is just...incomprehensible. 

Exhibit A.
More staring goes on while on the bus than goes on in the Twilight trilogy. And that says something.

Y'all need to stop that nonsense.

Exhibit B.
The bus: where schedules go to die.
When I get off the bus, I'm all like..

Exhibit C.
To be quite honest, there is literally no such thing as personal space. Which is fine...it's just the most uncomfortable thing

or when there is an unexpected turn and you end up accidentally have to lean on someone and they look at you like

Exhibit D.
When people don't move to let you off at your stop.
Exhibit E.
The fact that you are literally sitting in a sauna of germs. Every disease imaginable? Congratulations...
Let's not mistake that public transit is actually great and saves tons of energy. Life is busy, I get it. Take a minute, take a deep breath and enjoy the ride.
Well, don't breathe in too deep...remember...disease. If I've learned anything from studying Microbiology it's that disease is everywhere and you probably have one.  Happy Tuesday!


  1. I have to say I agree with this one completely! The bus is crazy! I have to ride it everyday and half the time there is some form of creepy staring or 'accidental' touching!

    The one thing you forgot to mention would be the backpack people! Like seriously your backpack is not precious enough to need its own seat while 30 other people stand around it!

    and move to the back of the bus! It's nice and all that you made it on the bus but there is also 10 other people who are waiting out in the snow and have the bus drive by them because you can't be bothered to take 2 steps back!

    */ end rant /*

  2. haha I love this STILL LAUGHING